Wednesday, February 13, 2013

I'm bringing sexy back. As soon as I find it.

Ok, I'm a slacker blogger. But in my defense,I had issues. Have issues. We have been without Internet for quite some time, thanks to my wonderful and smart son stealing the air card for the Internet, and promptly forgetting where he put it. That was about a month ago. Since then, I have been poking away at my tiny iPhone blogger app, (which blows, by the way) and cursing the heavens when I get hand cramp. 

Well, today that changes. I am determined to use this new app I found specifically for people insane enough to compose stuff on their phones, and I plan to Get With It. Let’s see how long I last. 

So, in Me News, the air is bad. I mean it. Salt Lake City, you are bad at it. Your air is terrible. I hate you for your copper refineries that wait for nightfall to burn, or your insistence on putting public transportation commuters in the poor house for a monthly pass. I hate your inversion, and I hate not being able to even see down the street in the morning, thanks to the "fog".   Fog my ass. If that's fog, than I'm a purple hippopotamus. Your fog is killing old people and babies, causing miscarriages and health disorders. Your fog is unsightly and horrifying. I mean, come on! This isn't China! This is a smallish city in the mountains. WTF? This city is in a bad way with pollution, and it makes me more and more  interested in moving far away from here someday. This is not my home. 

In other news, it's Valentines Day tomorrow. I think hubby is sending me flowers. I'm excited, of course, because when you are a mom and someone does something nice FOR YOU, you thank them. You adore them. You see the sunlight again and life is good. Also, it's 11 days till my birthday, so it's almost pre-birthday celebration. How fun!!!

Anyways, I'm going to try to upload this random jumble now. Let’s see what happens!! 




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